Sepideh Saremi

“I got the goats off Craigslist.”

This video makes me feel really happy. I’m pretty sure the Cat Stevens playing in the background has a lot to do with that.

This New York Times article on haggling at big-box stores (“At Megastores, Hagglers Find Prices Are Flexible”) made me laugh out loud, and not just because it uses the word dicker, but because my people have been haggling the crap out of everything everywhere for, like, 2500 years. And lots of other people do this, […]

Oh hai. I’m in ur guvrmintz, sleepin wid ur hookrz. I know I’m a year-plus late on the LOLcat train, but lately I cannot help turning everything into an LOLcat caption in my head. Makes the news more fun.
Back on topic: The only pol whose infidelity ever made me sad was Bill Clinton. He was […]

God, Facebook. I just want it to die already.
I’ve been thinking about killing my account and then pathetically talking myself out of it, saying to myself that I don’t want to lose my 400 contacts on there.
I have this ambitious project, of transferring all my old Rolodexed business cards to my Gmail address book. A […]

Today was my first day at my new Santa Monica office space. I cannot write a lot about this space, so suffice to say that it is awesome, and filled to the brim with fascinating people. Of course, another perk for me is that I get to work in Santa Monica. It’s not cool to […]

Seriously, how anyone believed for ONE SECOND that Margaret B. Jones (aka Seltzer) had a legit memoir is really beyond me. The basic plot smacks of total fakery: little white girl grows up in South Central foster homes, runs drugs for her black, gang member foster brothers… wasn’t that a Lifetime movie? From the early […]